So i wake up and its another sunny day in hell yay! I go to a business meeting.
SO i'm at this starbucks with a client. (im a talent agent and a indy wrestler) Anyway there is this cute little starbucks barista and she is like smiling and flirting with me. So right off the bat i'm thinking she is mentally challenged, clinically insane, or maybe blind... I have no idea. i just thought she is hott and flirting with me.
I'm thinking hey i'ma eat this barista's p*ssy. time to play russian roulette with my tongue. Did she wash today? is it that time of the month? is it shaved? (I like my vagingo naked and bare. NO hair. im not a caveman i just act like one. ) All these things run threw my mind. as she is getting off work i ask her to come with us to eat. After dinner we take her home and my client ends up knowing her roomate! small world huh. She wants to show me her room. turns out she is like emo goth lol. i dont care cause like i said. i'ma eat this barista's p*ssy! And i did! We messed around allot. she called back a few times. BUT guess what!! SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!
So how retarded is that?
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