Life

SO let me tell you a story.

PIcture it charlotte North carolina! i was 18 yrs old. i'm the Nwa charlotte world champion. the belt is worth 15.000 bucks! 10 pounds of leather and gold. i sit the belt down. i'm snorting a huge line of coke off a woman’s ass and i get to thinking. I should spank this hooker. So i start to and this bitch Shits! it goes all over the belt!! So we kick massive diarrhea chic out the hotel.

so i have to get this belt cleaned We take this belt to a guy to get it cleaned he throws up ON THE BELT!! i tell him he has to clean it free he kicks us out. so we are taking this belt around to all these places that clean gold. Well no luck i get a call from the promotor sayinf the new 20,000 belt is in 15 pounds of leather and gold! to bring him the old one and get the new one. well i just decide to fess up! i take the belt in trade it in. the boss knowing i'm insane dont even say a word!


i guess the moral of the story is. When life shits and throws up on you. hang in there and it might not be as bad as it seems.