Monday, July 6, 2009

i hate my city

let me tell you about the time i went off to make it big as a country singer in Nashville Tn. I wrote this awesome little country tune that was sure to be a hit. it was called duke done up and run off with betty lou. its about a man whose wife betty lou runs off with his dog duke to make it big in hollywood porn togather. He walks in on betty and duke doing some real kinky beastality shit. well they run off and she dies in a horrible tragic accident on set with a horse BUT her lawyers still sue for deorce. duke comes home to the guy only to be hit by a car and the man has to put poor ole duke down. its a pretty sad song.

Well i get to nashville and find out everyone is crunk and hip pop and that whole country thing is a sterotype that just aint true anymore. we all know i cant rhyme so i was SOL. I did stay at a great little hotel called krestwood suites. it was awesome stay there if you ever get a chance. its in masison tn next near the rivergate mall. Great place to shop lift by the way.

i was only there 3 months. the next time i went i lived in Nashville for 9 months. So yeh i'm trying to move back. i HATE Asheville Nc it is a sesspool of garbage and retarded ppl. i wish someone would nuke Asheville off the map. honestly this whole country should be gotten rid of if ya ask me...


i mean a man who pid his way out of going to prison for raping children twice dies and the whole country morns? the whole world really! There is no hope for mankind...


speaking of hope for mankind. Watch the movie babylon AD if you get a chance. i really liked it. i thought it was really overlooked when it came out...

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